Let Me Help You Relax... (By That Guy) You are WAY too stressed. You try and hide it, but I can tell from the look on your face every day. It's like you can't relax or you're worried all the time and I hate seeing you like this... You know what, come here. (pause) ...Why? I'm trying to be a good friend and help you relax, that's why. (pause) ...Why am I angry...? I'm not, I just want to help you feel better for once instead of feeling like you're going to explode every waking minute. ...No, please, don't cry... Damn it, come to me already... (holds said person close) ...Just let it out... I know everything seems awful, but I want to help you know everything will be okay. You work yourself too hard, you should be able to feel like you can have some time for yourself instead of worrying about meeting deadlines and getting places on time and making everyone happy... (pause) ...Why am I so concerned...? Do I really need to answer that? Listen, I know you're suspicious of people's true intentions, but I will never take advantage of you like that. I'm not doing this to get something from you, I'm doing this because you're my friend and I love you-- (pauses out of embarrassment) ...Well, that's out in the open now... (pause) Yes, it's true, but I didn't mean to say that... You know what, let me get this out of the way now. (kiss) There... Wait, damn it, please don't cry anymore! I hate seeing you so sad like this all the time and I wish I could do more for you but I-- (is interrupted by a hug) ...Nnnngh... You... You're sweet, I'll give you that... You know what, you deserve some form of happiness. If I make you happy, I'll stay here with you a while. We can talk, kiss, whatever it takes to take your mind off everything. (pause) ...You look so cute blushing like that... I haven't heard you laugh or see you smile for the longest time. It makes me feel... Good inside. (kiss) I Love you... Here, take a seat and lay your head on my lap and just try sleeping a bit, okay? You look so tired... I'm happy you're finally feeling better and getting comfy with me. (giggles, followed by a kiss) That's the smile I wanted to see... Now lay your tired head in my lap and rest. I'll be here when you wake up. Love you, babe...